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jirachi:

huckleberry on her first walk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"hmm. that’s an awfully bright circle in the sky there. hm."

pixiree:

jirachi:

huckleberry on her first walk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"hmm. that’s an awfully bright circle in the sky there. hm."

Text 1 Aug 27,536 notes COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
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We’re just like Kevin Bacon
Quote 1 Aug 584 notes
What are you doing?
— Ronan the Accuser upon being challenged to a dance off by Peter Quill (via thranduilsmirkwood)
Quote 1 Aug 3,020 notes
I may be an a-hole, but I’m not 100% a dick
— The most inspiring thing I have ever heard (via drunkenkeith)
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Text 1 Aug 20,229 notes

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labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever

Text 29 Jul 616,880 notes

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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Text 29 Jul 69,103 notes

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

Photo 29 Jul 12 notes cosmonautoncall:

Papa, please get the stars for me.
by ilovedoodle

cosmonautoncall:

Papa, please get the stars for me.

by ilovedoodle

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Text 29 Jul

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