One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.’
And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.
watering plants is so stressful like you can’t ask them if they need more or less? like is this enough for you, oh is this too much or do you need more water to grow, are you thirsty, shit are you drowning can you answer me P LE ASE
I believe that
And knows when to make which.
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
Photograph of Neil Armstrong on the Moon.
Item From: Records of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. (01/1967-02/17/1973).
Happy Moon Day! Today we celebrate the first man to make his mark on the moon! Neil Armstrong’s famous epigram “That’s one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind” actually was not pre-planned in advance as other astronauts had done, and he only thought up the phrase after they successfully touched down on the lunar surface.