Chris Pratt’s Andy, on Parks and Rec, is one of my favorite characters. Here he is getting Aubrey Plaza to break character.
Somewhere George RR Martin is snapping in Z formation.
My college did this thing today where they laid out the backpacks of students who have committed suicide. This is just a small portion of some of them. On top of the backpacks was a brief summary of who they were. Some backpacks even had things in them that bypassers could look at. Don’t ignore the signs of others.
Oh my god
lmao. chewbacca model, 11 pounds of warms
- workbook cd: listen to the dialogue and answer the questions
- me: ok cool
- workbook cd: dialogue 1, he's carrying a bag. it has a lot of things in it. isn't it heavy? can he carry it all? he's old, let a young person carry it
- me: ok great i got this
- workbook cd: question 1, who's driving the car?
- workbook cd:
- workbook cd: dialogue 2--
- me: no what the fuck
I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PRETTY AND COOL BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S FLYING UP AND THEN IT DECIDES IT GOING TOO FAR AND TRIES TO TURN AROUND AND IT KEEPS FLOATING AWAY AND ITS SAYING ‘SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT’
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us